Save your child a lifetime of waxing.
Put it next to the dirty picture, and put a Post-it note over your nude body, just keeping your head exposed.
Your choices are to have your son think his father is a criminal pervert, or realize just how hot Mom was when she was 14 years old just like him! She originally uploaded a from the music video to her Instagram, captioning it "titty paint," but deleted it.
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